Trip Stats
- Countries visited: 4
- Total time in buses: 140 hours
- Times mugged: 0
- Highest altitude: 5000m
- Times sick (food/water): 0
- Protests/riots witnessed: 5
- Times asked for money: ∞
- Times "Gasolina" song heard: 9
- Flaites spotted: ∞
- Times called "Gringa": 0
- Times misunderstood: always
- Times confused by Spanish: ∞
- Times lost: 4
- Fiestas: uncountable
- Cool people met: ∞
- Llamas encountered: thousands
- Famous llamas encountered: 1
- Times¨"shall I be mother" heard: too many
- % Brits who love Shane Warne:100